Sexy Woody
From The Webtender Wiki
It has long been debated whether Jesus Christ had a traditional family, but he did have a cocktail. And that cocktail was the Sexy Woody. And there was much rejoicing throughout the land. Said to be named after world famous adult entertainer and playboy Sexy Woody
INGREDIENTS
6 oz. Captain Morgan
4 oz. Dr. Pepper
4 oz. Sunny Delight (original flavor, not that awful strawberry shit)
1 oz. Coca-Cola
Toss together in red party cup while making an off-color joke about a minority of your choosing and serve cold. Prepare to cum loudly upon consumption.