FAQ

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Drinking

How To Get (someone) Drunk Quick?

Also known as: ( I don't like the taste of alcohol How to spike a drink? What will get someone messed up really quick? What's really strong but you can't taste it? )

• Drinking just to get drunk, is like having sex just to get pregnant.

• The best way of making alcohol slip down easily is to buy the best - that means the most expensive. Once you've got the premium liquors and the correctly made & balanced cocktails, the alcohol becomes an afterthought. Some damn strong drinks taste like nothing, when made right.

What's The Deal With Absinthe?

Absinthe has it's own FAQ. It's hard to get, but not banned in most places. It's dangerous to drink, but not poisonous. It's a different kind of drunk, but (modern Absinthe e.g. Absente) does not contain Thujone or hallucinogens. Real absinthe, such as Nouvelle Orleans, does contain Thujone which is a hallucinogen. However, properlay made absinthe has a concentration of Thujone of less than 5ppm which is well under the legal limit. Chemical studies have been done on pre-ban absinthe showing that the absinthe at that time also had a low Thujone content. Absinthe

What's The Deal With Red Bull?

Red Bull does not contain Bulls blood, semen, urine etc. It does contain caffine, taurine and other stimulants which are tough on the body when mixed with the depressant alcohol and may both encourage, and heighten the effects of, severe over-intoxication. Red Bull

Making Drinks

Recipes are easy to find but finding the right version, or the 'real' one can be tricky. This section will not attempt to cover the details of individual drinks, but a few broader questions.

How To Copyright A Drink?

With only one or two exceptions (The Trader Vic Mai Tai & The New Orleans Tropical Isle® Hand Grenade) - There is no patent or copyright process for recipes (cocktail, or otherwise). Basically the only thing you're able to copyright is the NAME of the drink.

The way to remain associated with the cocktail once it gets into the wild is to have a damn good legend behind it.

Almost the only time you can get a firm name and date publically assigned to a drink - and its definative recipe {...is to...} win a competition with it and get published in the trade mags!

How Much Is A "Part" In A Recipe?

• Measurement conversions can be found in any bartenders handbook, but a "part" is just an equal fraction of the total drink volume

Working

An accompaniment to the Webtender "Behind The Bar" Forum

How To Get A Job As A Bartender?

• Do not ask about vacancies in the middle of a busy shift - try asking for the manager an hour after opening during a day shift.
• Become a regular
• Get to know the bartender(s)
• Apply in person
• Dress appropriately
• Take a course, by all means, but Don't put 'bartending school' on your resume